Wow wow wow I'm EARLY this week!! I was fuming to SUCH an intense degree that I just had to say my piece as soon as I possibly could this COULD NOT WAIT. While the second week of the talent show was overall incredibly lackluster compared to the previous, I think there is MUCH to discuss. Heads up, I am about to go ham with the Myki bias, I don't want to hear it! It's gonna happen, I'm gonna yap and yap about her and you're gonna LISTEN okay! Same as last week, this is in order from best to worst in my personal opinion.

First I want to say that the plotting this episode was SO MUCH WORSE THAN LAST EPISODE oh my god Ciara (okay pause, I realize I've been mispelling Ciara's name with two r's this whole time and out of respect for the dearly departed I will fix it this time around EVEN THOUGH I'M A LIL PEEVED WITH HER) with her scheming and WHY WAS EVERYONE GOING ALONG WITH IT??? Insane! And Athena complaining even though she did the exact same thing last week is so so so self unaware like GIRL. Moving on.

Myki Meeks:

I debated having Jane up here tied with Myki but my queen gets extra points and love because of her creativity and silliness. MYKI, THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED when she said what her talent was in the confessionals I'm ngl I got a little scared! But omg she ate that shit UPPP her facial expressions get me every time HAHAHA also she was mugged deoooowwnnnn as per usual! The finger bit and then SPITTING IT OUT omg genius genius GENYASSS. Love you mother ♥︎ Also, last review I was upset because Myki ranked Darlene 6th BUT DARLENE RANKED MYKI 5TH, EVEN MORE UNRIGHTFULLY SO! So now they are even I suppose.

Please see the bottom for my mega rant in defense of Myki. PLEASE GO LOOK RN.

Jane Don't:

This was so cute! The only reason I don't realllyyyy give her points for creativity is because it still was a lipsync to an original recording BUT the jokes were veryyyyy Jane and added a lot to her performance. Also, SHE GOT MOVESSSS like okay Jane go off great job!

Athena Dion:

This was mid...but it was clean so whatever, yk? I liked her outfit, stoned to death but like in a good way. Jane calling her Donald Duck was so perfect HAHA I love herrr but THIS ISN'T ABOUT JANE. Again, original recording. We've seen it, and what's even more unfortunate is that it sounded very veryyyyy similar to her girl group recording...but I digress. Still clean and decently executed but I wanted more.

Discord Adams:

I like that she was able to show off her music production abilities, because I think she sort of made it obvious that she was the one who wrote, recorded, and produced this. It was CLEARLY not played live BUT she was making the chord shapes, and shadow drumming so clearly she is, in fact, a musician! Her lipsyncing needs work though, but that can be said for AHEM, OTHERS, AS WELL. (Kenya.)

Kenya Pleaser:

I'm kind of upset, I totally thought Kenya was about to pull out the stops but her movements were sloppy and more notably, IF YOU ARE LIPSYNCING TO A PRE-RECORDED ORIGINAL TRACK THAT YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO SIT WITH, KNOW YOUR FUCKING WORDSSSSSSS. I thought for a second that she might save it with that flag, but she gave us legit NOTHING this was nawtttt good. As a drag queen I think your number one skill must-have is lipsyncing, girl get it together.

My Lament Pt. 2:

Again, with a 90 minute episode (60 without ads), why are only 5 minutes taken up by the maxi challenge. The strategizing was TOO FUCKIN MUCH like y'all it gets to a point! Maybe save Rate-A-Queen for the beginning of the season like usual...Myki was a true VICTIM in this situation, the judges knew it, the audience knew it, and I know deep inside that all of the other girls knew it too! I cannot wait for the receipts to be released next week so Myki can unleash her wrath she deserves it fr.

Runway and Extra Notes!

Again with the runway category, what is it??? It was kinda vague and like OKAY I get it lets the girls interpret it how they want to but I kinda want it to be more centralized and focused ykkk?

This runway was much better than last week though I must say. I wasn't REALLY vibing with Myki's at first I'm not going to lie but I see the vision now, it's cute and the fact that she made it with zipties is sick fab fab fab. Nini's was wonderful, I think that goes without saying, it was giving the starfish costume that Onya wore a little, like how she walked yk? No? Just me? okay.

Juicy's wasn't as strong as her runways have been BUTTTTTT she definitely has the best package of the season by the looks of it so far, and it was still cute. I kinda want to see her in long/big hair! A few others I liked were Athena's, I really enjoyed the colors and I think this was outside of her comfort zone, Discord's, love the statement, as always, and Jane's as well, I LOVE her signature fiery hair! The rest were meh, and omg.. Darlene honey...I'm SO SORRY but...mega boot. I did not like it, I didn't fully see the vision which I'm sad about because I sort offf understand vaguely the club kid direction she was trying to go in but like, no!

LIPSYNCS AND COMPLAINTS

First, the lipsync for the win. Athena ate, unexpectedly! Well actually they both did, to be honest I did not know how good of a lipsyncer Jane was going to be but they both did pretty well ESPECIALLY with a punk song. I personally thought Jane did a bit better, BUT I understand why Athena won. I thought she was a teeny bit messy but at the same time, it's a punk song soooo messiness is okay.

THE GREAT ROBBERY OF '26.

Holy shit, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? Like legitimately, how is it even statistically possible that Myki wound up in the bottom? There's no way the queens disregarded her objectively above-average performance to such a DEGREE that she wound up averaging the bottom placement. I hope the girls feel so so so shitty about themselves because that was so so rotted and EVIL and I literally know that Ciara was just tryna save her own ass but like WHAT? WHY DID THE GIRLS GO ALONG WITH IT? I don't even think that most of them are close with Ciara like that!

In Untucked, for y'all who did not see, Ciara rounded up the voters just before the ranking was about to begin, and wanted to pick a queen that everyone sort of collectively agreed to give a bottom placement, preferably a subpar lipsyncer. She first had her sights set on Discord, but then VITA VONTESSE STARR namedropped Myki and said Myki was her least favorite. NOW BITCH, I KNOW YOU ARE NOTTTT TALKING AFTER YOUR ABSOLUTE SHIT DOODOO ASS EXCUSE OF A PERFORMANCE LAST WEEK. VITA SHOULD'VE BEEN IN CIARA'S PLACE ANYWAYS! Vita is officially my least favorite queen of the season, she has been pissing me offfff for awhile now. She can sew, but lowkey that's IT. Not impressed.

Now y'all, when Discord was called safe over Myki, I SAWWWW THE RAGEEEE in my girl's eyes oh my GOD SHE WAS SOOOOOOOO FUCKING FURIOUS but I was like oh shit like this is about to be crazy like- revenge arc of the millenium right here holyyy! The lights went red and the lipsync was about to begin, MYKI WAS GETTING INTO MF CHARACTERRRRR that switch turned tf on and it was over. Ciara was tippin and tappin and pointing and humping the floor rigidly n all that but Myki was over there giving sexxxx AS A MONSTER MIND YOU, mogging Ciara severely I LIVEDDDDD. Also, lowkey, Zombie Meeks revenge lipsync is my new Lalaparuza-Suzie-Toot-lesbian heartthrob likeee okay Ms. Meeks when's the wedding?

I have a feeling we are gonna get a Jan/Jinkx fusion edit for Myki, like this might be the most rotted diabolical thing to ever happen to a contestant on this show ngl and I think she's gonna go CRAZYYYYY in the coming episodes. She's been in the bottom once now, I find it hard to believe she'll be in that position again for a long time.

Note, DID Y'ALL SEE MYKI'S LIP TWITCHING BEFORE THE LIPSYNC STARTEDDD omg I lived she was like "oh now y'all really tried me" HAHAAA

In Closing...

Current Winner Pick: Myki Motherfuckin Meeks. All of these other hoes are rotted, Jane is my honorable mention for NOW. Darlene is on thin ice, she needs to win my trust back! Also, I'm gonna cast a spell to manifest a Vita elimination.

MANIFESTING A MYKI WIN STREAK, COME BACK FOR MORE COMPLAINTS AND RAGING NEXT WEEK! byeee!