THIS IS NOT A DRILL the girl group challenge is BACK! I'm glad they brought this one out early in the season so we could see all of the divas' performance styles in one ep, let's get down to IT!
No mini challenge this week, straight to DRAMAAA ohhh girl one thing about me is that I LOVEEEE when the team picks get messy muahaha! Ms. Athena was plucked that she was a leftover and I was fucking cackling at the look on her face omg
The whole fiasco with the genres and all the teams arguing over disco was great too, and idk if it was just me but VITAAAA you and I both know that there was no evil mastermind plan in the room honey LMAOOO I'm so glad that her team ended up performing punk though!
Maxi Prep and Performance
Okay so sometimes the edit really does fuck with you when it comes to maxi challenge prep and sussing out how all the girls are ACTUALLY gonna do, but this time around I sorta got the vibe...
For the choreography IT WAS SOOOO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that the Studio 50 Whores were boutta bomb IM SO SORRY. GLAM popped the fuck off though, MIA ATE DOWNNNN that map and written out plan she pulled out in her confessional was lowkey insane she's so on top of it GO MS. MIA! Juicy also tore as expected obviously, she rly pulled through for her team and her vocals were not bad either! She could've also been in the top no shade...
Now as for the vocals, I felt so bad for Nini, it's kinda rotted that they have a vocally-involved challenge less than a week after the scream initiation bs from last ep FR. She did a good job with outperforming her vocals though, she's very smart. Moving on, in case you do not know yet, I'm in love with Darlene Mitchell and I fear that has only gotten worse since seeing her in this episode HER LITTLE HIGH NOTE GIMMICKKKK AW she's so fabulous Darlene ily queen! JANE MOTHERFKING DON'T, holy hell I felt her aura seeping through my television during her recording sesh she is HILARIOUS and I can't wait to see what she has in store for all of the acting and comedy challenges.
"Went to the clinic, tested positive for slaying! Ooo it burns!" -Jane Don't
My Least Favorite Runway Category Ever.
I FUCKING HATEEEE THIS CATEGORY the title was funny but favorite body part? Seriously?? Leave that shit in season 5 I don't wanna hear ittt. Three people only sold it for me, Jane's was on point as FAWK, loved the tongue piercing too that was a nice touch! Her makeup was poppin' too, the lashes girl! No one is talking about Briar Blush's look and how HILARIOUS IT WAS what do you mean the body part you presented on the RuPaul's Drag Race mainstage was your fucking pointer finger HAHAHAHA I lived.
Ciara Myst ate too, her verse was so sunshine rainbows glitter blah blah I sorta saw it coming no shadeee BUT OMG her look this episode was absolutely my favorite I really didn't expect her to turn the corner lookin' like that GOOD JOB DIVA TENS TENS TENS the color palette was on point too especially I loved it.
Extra Tidbits on the Queens!
Again with Myki MF Meekssss, she was definetely safe this week but I was so shocked when she opened her mouth and out came a musical theater tap-dancing heehawin' divalicious angel voice that I was NOT prepared for! Love it.
There was a lot going on this episode so I can't really speak on all the girls BUT I need to speak my truth about the bottom two. DD absolutely needed to be in the bottom for that loofah-ass-cloud leotard and Mandy...yeah. Mandy's look was lowkey so unforgivable but the Smiskis on that table girllll MANDY YOU ALMOST LOST ME! But it's okay I still stan I'm not hating YET.
Now idk if y'all saw Untucked but Juicy GET UP HONEY STOP CRYING ATHENA IS GONNA LIVE OMGGG Juicy is so dramatic but it's kinda cute, Jane wasn't wrong last ep when she said that Juicy is literally Bambi I mean...
Doodoo Ass Lipsync BOOOOO
How far we've fallen...last week was SO GOOD WHYYYYYYYY UGH!
Mandy with those fucking dips honey the dips are TIRED. THERE ARE NO CHIPS LEFT TO DIP. NO MORE. I'm calling it though, we have not seen the last of Mandy's dips mark my words. The wig too..UGH DD FUEGO WHYYYYY WHY DID YOU WEAR A LOOFAH WHY.
Final Thoughts
Yes, the tracks were boring, I'm not gonna lie. But a girl group challenge is still gonna do it for me every time! Jane absolutely without a doubt earned her win, and punk absolutely wiped the floor with the other two teams, thanks to Vita and her mastermind plan of course!
Current Winner Pick: STILL Myki Meeks, honorable mention STILL goes to Darlene! (Jane Don't is inching up there...)
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR MY RDR LIVE REVIEW I love that challenge and I cannot wait to be annoying about it...But for now thx for reading, toodles!